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Classic Demotivational Poster


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the sex pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

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Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


BITCH, PLEASE - EVEN MARK WAHLBERG CAN SEE THAT JOHNNY GRAHAM IS FULL OF SHIT




ALZHEIMER'S -


TAGS: alzheimer s classic scarlet gone with the wind
Rating: 4.46/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:11 am
... and regrets about eating that icing that arrived with her mom's card...


CATHERINE ZETA JONES -


TAGS: classic beauty michael douglas ill
Rating: 4.85/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 3:09 pm
Not too sure about being that dumb, she did marry rich. Really, I think even without makeup Catherine is still cute compared to some of the Hollywood actresses. Photoshopping - lighting-it's a given-but in the end-they still must have the basics-she does
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
THat woman is dumb as a rock... or CEline Dion... whichever you prefer. And Face... you clearly can't identify poster backlighting when you see it!
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 12:20 pm
Mental note taken. I didn't even notice those grey lines. Thanks for the 5er.
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 11:59 am
Tellitlikeitis you should have spent 2 more seconds and got rid of the grey lines on the outside of the fake. It draws certain nitpicky people away from the amsomeness of the fake. I 5'd it anyways.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:04 am
Bahaaaaa...Cheers!
suenero - December 12, 2010, 10:00 am
Everyone was thinking it, but someone had to say. 5L's (Damn you for beating me to it.)
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:56 am

funny and de-motivating....awesome tellitlikeitis....awesome.


THE SPIT TAKE -


TAGS: classic anime cosplay cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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- February 23, 2011, 10:48 am
Its good to know that misha misha really exist


BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS - A poor man's Star Wars. With a poor man's budget.




PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - I would take that journey


TAGS: classic retro music hot
Rating: 2.6/5

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martymcflysnr - February 13, 2011, 7:46 am
Yeah,that would be a short journey...to Jail!


SENIOR CITIZEN SELF-DEFENSE -




S E X I S M - You can be classy about it too


TAGS: classic sammich vintage
Rating: 3.89/5

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Zreiser - January 1, 2011, 5:29 am
Sorry, I didn't see the logo, but it's good to pay tribute at least a little bit to Ron for finding such a great photo. It's a great platform for many many jokes
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
#35682
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:36 pm
Too freakin' funny. Now they're stealing from Ron. 1L
rerun - December 31, 2010, 5:43 pm

would have been better had you cropped out the "ronsart" logo.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 11:28 am

for a new contributor...nice!


DAVID -


TAGS: masterpiece male formed defined classic art small weenie lolz
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:24 pm
In this situation, it's better to peek than peak.
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
Did you peek RL?
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
)
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
(good to know that RL is on a first-name basis with this... awe inspiring.... male.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:07 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww inspiring, then?


WISHFUL IGNORANCE - "I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand." Sir Edward Appleton




LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #2 - Hippie artifact Can't stop the birth of metal So he goes along




SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?




LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #1 - Chiaroscuro sounds Ripping stars from the heavens Hammering the gods




ACTRESS -


TAGS: sexy classic rita cubby
Rating: 4.95/5

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Cubbybear - October 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Rita Hayworth...See Gilda. Ever see the Shawshank Redemption? Gilda was the movie the prisoners were watching.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 9:50 pm
Rita Hayworth if I'm not mistaken.
Claire - October 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
Forgive my age, but who is that?
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:41 pm
Sad but true.
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:54 am
they sure don't make em like they used to. 5


BICYCLE -




EDOARDO PONTI & CARLO PONTI JR. -




NICE RIDE -


TAGS: woody classic car ride
Rating: 4.42/5

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loustertherooster - February 12, 2011, 6:42 am
there is a car there????
steph1 - February 9, 2011, 4:38 pm
yea, quite a sexy little thing - it actually is a "Fiat 500 Tender Two by Castagna" - google it or check these links: http://benzs.blogspot.com/2008/09/fiat-500-based-castagna-tender-two-ev.html http://www.autofiends.com/2008/09/castagna-tender-two-topl
culos - February 9, 2011, 10:18 am
Not too sure I'd fit behind the wheel with a woody.... Like it too
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 7:21 am

love it


BEFORE THE INTERNET - THE CLASSICS - EMMANUELLE -


TAGS: before internet classics emmanuelle just jaeckin
Rating: 4.32/5

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steph1 - February 12, 2011, 2:57 pm
@ culos - nice to see somebody else actually knows their classics - and with that you basically gave away yer age - btw: don't google for sylvia kristel's pics - not quite the same erotic look she used to have.
culos - February 12, 2011, 1:25 pm
Good old Dutch Sylvia Kristel, I knew her when I was 14 and she was 16.... I wonder if she kept her looks (just like me)


JUST LIKE A GHOST -




WE ALL GROW UP - so why shouldn't our favorites grow out


TAGS: disney classics
Rating: 4.2/5

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guyfox - August 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
it's nice to get recognition from a professional
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:18 pm
Princess Aurora...my fave after Tinker Bell. 5/5


THE CLASSICS - should never be tampered with




THE SWINGER -




LOVE IS GRAND -


TAGS: another papa bone gem classic
Rating: 3.59/5

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CANADA - August 28, 2009, 12:49 pm
they hit you where it hurts


NEVER GO AGAIST A SICILIAN - when death is on the line


TAGS: a classic blunder
Rating: 3.5/5

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frixxxx - July 28, 2010, 4:49 pm
I'm dyslexic GS, I meant to say the Coffee Nazi's were on SP (Stripper Pole) break!!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:19 pm
I can dish out 5 L's... but you still need an N, don't you?
Airman - July 27, 2010, 2:55 pm
well, remember that H passed away. Perhaps N is next
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 2:48 pm
If I were a paid copy editor, I might proofread better. LoL But I'm not a dictionary!
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:45 pm
I thought I read a dialect in that title
Airman - July 27, 2010, 2:44 pm
agaist is sicilian for against..
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:19 pm
we don't take coffee breaks at Moti-HQ. We get stripper pole breaks, and sometimes our eyes are a little blurry when we first come back to the approval screens, and we see things that aren't there, like an "N"
frixxxx - July 27, 2010, 2:14 pm
Really? Are the SP Nazi's on Coffee break?


THAT MOMENT - When you realize Its probably a good thing you don't remember what you did last night




Say Cheese -


TAGS: classic rerun jim morrison pose
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:15 pm

at this point in my life, hair is good.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:19 pm

Only if it's braided, Priss!~
MissPriss - June 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
5LOL...in my case does leg hair count?


For - Me - A - True - Life -




DEMOTIVATION - When we will have lost our reality, we'll find new footholds in despair


TAGS: demotivation despair classic
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - March 11, 2011, 5:21 pm

first poster....very solid. 5L


no tunnels -




CLASSICS -


TAGS: classic games retro galiga boy
Rating: 4.14/5

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boinger - March 16, 2011, 2:52 pm
Galaga was, and still is, the bomb!
spacedog - February 3, 2011, 6:40 pm
Christmas sweater? His granny must be quite the character.


HOO BOY!! - I just swam in from Sheboygan and man are my fins tired!! Take my wife! Please...


TAGS: rodney dangerfield crab classic standup comedy
Rating: 4.13/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 9:29 pm
That you're crabby? Don't hate me Sean. I at least threw Rodney in instead of Henny ... That's something right?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
You are. You should be. And, LOL!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
Likening Henny Youngman to a parasite that eats and then replaces the tongue of a fish ... how the hell did MO get here before me? I know, I know, I'm an arrogant prick for saying this out loud, but I can't be the only one thinking it.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Ahhhhh... Maria... Revolution Blvd, Tijuana. I know her well.


SORRY, ERIC - The tape ran out in the middle of your solo. You'll have to do it again.


TAGS: eric clapton cream classic rock
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - September 19, 2012, 5:56 am
Maybe "TAP" simulates the verb F*CK. Well, it could be!!!
CloudchaserS - September 18, 2012, 11:45 pm
I have to ask, why is the word spelled out by 20th, 1st and 16th letters of the alphabet auto censored?


HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST RONSART POSTER - Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha !!




ONE LION - It can be the Awesomeness




AN AMERICAN CLASSIC - With his best girl by his side... He sings, Ooooooooooooooh I'm a...




BEAUTIFUL -




STRAVINSKY - "His music used to be original. Now it's aboriginal." --Sir Ernest Newman "My music is best understood by children and animals." --Igor Stravinsky




CLASSICS - Somethings never really need to improve... They strike a chord in the human heart, and they get the girls!




LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #3 - No need for hi-hats Left foot sounds like castanets Essence of "heavy"




LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #4 - Dour and watchful eyes Session man provides the ground Great then, nowhere now


TAGS: led zeppelin music classic rock
Rating: 2.67/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 27, 2011, 10:32 am
It's John Paul Jones, the bassist.
Greeny - November 27, 2011, 7:53 am
Royalties are great, Especially like his, Ever more than I
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2011, 7:26 am
Pretty sure that's Robert Plant, and Barry Gibb is still alive.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:48 am

barry gib....RIP


JOAN CRAWFORD - A style like no other, piercing eyes, a timeless look, and sex appeal that she knew how to use.




CLASSIC PC GAMING - The Dungeons of Magdarr, some things are better left forgotten.




Name 3 Types of Rock -


TAGS: geology rock classic punk southern
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 5:02 am
when I was a kid, umpteen zillion years ago, I used to put the right answer down with answers like this in brackets! LUUUUUV this!!!! 5 LOL lions!
concern3 - March 22, 2015, 2:22 am
Love it, you're on a roll, so I think I'll call you butter another 5er


MAY THE PIECE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS -




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